The former PTA president and assistant District Attorney of Sloatsburg, NY was convicted of statutory rape after admitting to having sex with a 16 year old boy, and blowing a 15 year old boy, at her house during her son's pool party. Modica is a mother of four and was married, at the time, to the Spring Valley chief of police. She's not very hot, she's not technically a teacher, and she's a little long in the tooth, but she makes the cut anyway. She had pool parties for her son and his friends, bought them weed, bought them beer, and blew them (not including her son) in the bathroom. Top that high school experience. If she was hot, it would be the greatest night a teenagers ever had.
The Boston area teacher is accused of the statutory rape of a 13-14 year old boy over a 1 1/2 year relationship. McCallum, allegedly first had sex with the teenage boy on her couch while her husband was sleeping upstairs. She ended the relationship in November 2007, because she thought the boy was using the phone she bought him to text other girls. They had sex one last time and exchanged "I Love You's" after this falling out. OK, that's a little young for my liking, but I thought it was so ridiculous I had to add it. They reportedly had sex every other day for 18 months. What exactly did her husband do for a living? I assume he was either in Iraq or in a coma. And he's still standing by her side. Really?
The Fox Lake, Illinois math teacher was found guilty of contributing to criminal delinquency, when she had students clean her home in return for Zoloft, weed, and beer. I don't see the problem. It's two teenagers learning the value of a hard days work. You gonna tell your kid not to work? What is that gonna teach them? Brilliant move by Ms. Krocza here. You could give a 14 year old kid a 6 pack and a bag of oregano and they'll clean your septic tank. That's American ingenuity. We should be rewarding her, not condemning her.
The Arlington, TX english teacher and basketball coach is accused of having an orgy with 5 students at her house while her husband was serving overseas. All of the young men were 18 or older, but Texas state law prohibits any sexual relationship with a student and teacher. Leave it to Texas to have a ridiculous law like that. If 5 seniors want to run a train on the english teacher, God bless em'. That's a little too much meat for my party, but hey, these guys were 18 years old. They matured, or regressed, 15 years in one crazy afternoon.
I wanna know how many high-fives occurred during that orgy. I want high-five evidence and high-five testimony. It had to be record breaking. I bet it was the starting five of the basketball team. They would have the right kind of chemistry to orchestrate a successful gang bang (Five seniors that played together for 4 years. Like the Fab Five, but they stayed all four years for this one moment. They didn't blow it. They didn't call time out when they had no time outs left. They rose to the occasion.) Do you think there was a guy waiting on the bench to get in the game? The 6th man. "C'mon coach. I can play. I can do it coach."
The Brighton, Colorado social studies teacher was found guilty of having sex with a 17 year old student on a school sponsored camping trip to the Rockies. Get this. Her husband was the principal of the charter school where she taught. What a dick. Imagine banging the principles wife. That's like banging the homecoming queen when you're in 5th grade. This kid is probably climbing Everest and inventing important shit somewhere. Chances are, he's saving lives in some capacity. This country needs more men like that. Men that will fuck the principles wife on a camping trip.
This Dudley, Massachusetts english teacher was caught sending nude pictures of herself, via email, to a 16 year old former student. The "victims" mother wanted the judge to throw the book at her, saying that Ms. Jennings , "totally destroyed our life, my son's life." Hey mom, speak for yourself. I'm pretty certain that nude pictures of this smoking hot teacher did not ruin your son's life. If anything, it made him a better man. She's mainly on this list because she's hot and her screen name was redsox6606.
Maggie Laughlin, a math teacher at Shore Junior High School, was sentenced to 3 years in prison for performing oral sex on a 15 year old student several times during a two week stretch at the end of the school year. She reportedly performed the oral sex on the boy in her classroom before school started. If I could pick one way to start my school day, it would involve getting blown by a hot teacher in her classroom. If every young man got blown before school our drop out rates would be non-existant and our graduation rates would be nearly 100%. How many perfect attendence certificates do you think they would hand out? It'd be like the Edward James Olmos movie "Stand and Deliver", but more like "Kneel and Deliver".
Guess who ruined this kid's real life fantasy world? His ex-girlfriend's mom. What the fuck? How is she privy to that kind of info? It's bad enough that your nagging ex won't leave you alone, now you got her dumb bitch mom bustin up your math class blow jobs. Get this, Laughlin was taking a job in Michigan, at an all-boys school, to be with her fiancee. She was two weeks away from a teenage dick sucking frenzy. She came so close to her dream only to see it vanish before her eyes. So sad. How disappointed were the dudes at the all-boys school.
The 28 year old, Utah special ed teacher, was accused of having sex with a 15 year old student, then paying him $1,500 as either payment for services rendered or hush money. Whatever that money was for, you gotta give this kid a big round of applause. A 15 year old Utah gigalo. Having sex with a teacher is awesome. Getting paid to have sex with a teacher is as impressive, if not more impressive, than Joe Dimaggio's 56 game hitting streak or Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game. It's the stuff of legends.
The computer teacher from Broward County, Florida allegedly carried on an illicit year long relationship with a 14 year old student. The victim told police that they first had sex in a storage room and that sex up to three times a day was normal. Has this kid been having sex since he was 6? He's gotta be the most experienced junior high student ever. Better yet, this kid got her to buy him tons of shit. She bought him Air Jordans, a gold chain, IPhone, Wii, clothing, and pot. God damn. Here's the best part. Guess how authorities found out? This kid's girlfriend found dirty texts between the two. Girlfriend? So he had a sugar momma side piece and a girlfriend. The 14 year old Tony Soprano. The trice daily sex and the Air Jordans weren't enough? How did he find time for a girlfriend?
Yakima, WA, Phys. Ed. teacher Michele Taylor was found not guilty on charges of sexual misconduct with a minor. The sexual misconduct in this case, to be exact, involved banging a 15 year old in the back of her husband's pick up truck in the Kmart parking lot. I don't know where I stand on this. Obviously, I'm glad she was found not guilty, but does that mean this kid was lying about something so awesome and damning.
Boning a teacher in a pick up truck at Kmart is nothing to lie about. According to the kid, he had unprotected sex, then went home and cried in the shower because he, "felt dirty". That's not the kind of moxie we're accustomed to from our teacher-banging students. Take a cue from the prinipal's wife fucker or the side piece 14 year old, that bangs teachers in the storage room, or the classroom head guy, or the Utah gigilo. I think she's innocent, but I'm going to hold on to the Kmart pick up fantasy anyway.
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