Getting a Handjob vs. Fixing a Shelf: WhIch Is Which??

Okay! It's quiz time! Were the following quotes said while someone was fixing a shelf...or getting a hand job. Answers are at the bottom.

"Try tightening it."

"What if you smoothed it out on the top?"

"Just hold it for a second."

"I think you should stand on that ladder."

"I usually hire someone to do this."

"Is it straight?"

"You think we'll be able to wrap this up before lunch?"

"The lady at Home Depot taught me how to do it."

"I'm serious about the ladder idea."

"Don't stand underneath me while I finish."

"Sorry."

"I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help."

"Ouch."

"Just add a little screw to the end."

"Good thing I wore this old shirt."

"Use your other hand."

"Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again."

"I think I'm bleeding."