Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Damn Shame: 7 Year Old Memphis Boy Admit To Raping A Toddler!
Two boys, ages 7 and 9, have admitted to raping a toddler. The 2-year-old victim's brother, age 5, saw the two neighborhood boys abusing his sister and told his mother. The boys initially blamed each other but gave similar details about the Aug. 9 crime, which included penetration. Both boys later admitted to the crime to avoid a trial. During a Shelby County Juvenile Court hearing Monday, Magistrate Dan Michael is scheduled to decide whether to remove the boys from their South Memphis homes. Due to their ages and details of the case, prosecutor Chris Lareau said he will ask the judge to place the boys in state custody for treatment" - commercial appeal
Lupe Fiasco ft. B.o.B. – Who Are You Now
"for those who say i dont put out free music or question my love for my fans…take this as a peace offering or a STFU whatever fits you haha. Prod by Lupe Fiasco, @bobatl on Guitar & Matt Nelson on the boards. Was an early track for LASERS that got put on the backburner Unfinished" - Lupe Fiasco
Video: Lil Wayne On Hot 97 (Speaks On Retiring At 35, Drake, Nicki Minaj & More)
Lil Wayne says he will retire at age 35 and doesn’t expect to sell over a million in the first week again. He speaks on his time in jail, his probation, Drake and Nicki Minaj.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
The 29 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: The Definitive List
Wow, so this Charlie Sheen quote machine just won't slow down. I think it's safe to say that there's never been a human being in the history of talking human beings who has had so many amazing quotes. So many! And the scary thing is that it's been less than a week. Yogi Berra took like twenty years to come up with what, seven solid quotes? Sheen does that in his sleep (that is assuming Charlie Sheen ever stops tweaking and takes a snooze -- though from the fact that his skin appears to be falling off, that doesn't seem to be the case).
That in mind, we thought we'd just start keeping a tally of all his groundbreaking quotables. Because they just keep coming and coming. In the process, we've weeded out some of the duds as new gems have risen to the top. So without further ado, we present the definitive list of insane Charlie Sheen quotes.
Any you think deserve to be up here? Leave 'em in the comments!
That in mind, we thought we'd just start keeping a tally of all his groundbreaking quotables. Because they just keep coming and coming. In the process, we've weeded out some of the duds as new gems have risen to the top. So without further ado, we present the definitive list of insane Charlie Sheen quotes.
1. “I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
2. “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
3. "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."
4. "You can’t process me with a normal brain."
5. “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
6. "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
7. "Can't is the cancer of happening."
8. “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
9. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
10 .“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
11. “Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”
12. “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
13. “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
14. “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
15. "I’m an F-18, bro.”
16. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
17. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
18 ."I'm bi-winning."
19. "There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
20. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
21. "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
22. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
23. "[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock."
24. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
25. "Winning."
26. "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
27. "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
28. "Winning."
29. "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."
Any you think deserve to be up here? Leave 'em in the comments!
Worst Freestyle In History.....#ShoutOut To Taneka
Michael Jordan, the Fresh Prince and Kid n' Play? Greatest Picture Ever Taken.....
Yup, that's a picture of the stars of The Fresh Prince and House Party 2 with some other guy.
So there's no doubt this is the greatest photograph ever taken. THAT MUCH WE KNOW. But how this has just surfaced is shocking. I can only imagine that it was kept under wraps by the CIA for the last 25 years under a file just called "Meeting of the Minds."
But who took this? Where did this come from? Was it just some random fan? Probably not. If so, he would likely be in the picture as well, smiling with his heroes. But if it was some random who had no desire to immortalized on film, who among this group requested the picture be taken? Who wanted this on their mantle? There were no computer desktops back then -- this obviously was taken to be a showpiece for one's home.
The only person who could take this picture and be content being left out is Bill Cosby. Or Quincy Jones. Yeah, it was probably Quincy. This is so Quincy.
But the real mystery is HOW this happened. How were these four mega-stars (and Play) in one location at once?
There are so many possibilities to dissect. So many permutations. I'll break it down:
At first glance, I think that Michael Jordan was at the premiere of Class Act (at which Will Smith and Jazz were also attending because of course they were). If that's the case, is it the type of situation where a stagehand goes up to Kid n' Play and says "Excuse me, but Michael Jordan is here to see you," at which point Kid spits out out his drink.
I bring up Kid's potential shock because it seems that he and MJ are the keys here. The handshake. The expressions. Kid seems somewhat bewildered that this could possibly be happening. Star-stuck, even. Almost like this is just some photo-op for MJ and his biggest fan for the NBA on NBC half-time show.
But then again, why would Will Smith be wearing all that Bulls gear? It's like he knew MJ was coming...
OR did he show up with MJ???? Are Will Smith and Michael Jordan BFFs?
That doesn't seem likely. Okay. New scenario -- Perhaps Kid, Play, Will, and Jazz went to a Bulls game (this explains Will's paraphernalia), but Kid never thought he'd actually meet the man. Like MJ saw them courtside and told the United Center's usher to "Fetch me those hip hoppers." Upon hearing this, Kid likely spit out his soda. Which caused a player on the opposing team to slip. They were probably playing the Pistons so I have to assume Isaiah Thomas hit the floor.
BUT if Kid was such a big Michael Jordan fan (and he clearly is), wouldn't HE be the one wearing the Bulls gear? Definitely. So let's go back to the first scenario, but with a twist: MJ, Will, and Jazz attend a Kid n Play show. TOGETHER. This would explain the fact that Will's totally overcompensating with this outfit because duh, if you're hanging out with Michael Jordan, you do everything you can to make him like you. And more importantly, it would explain Kid's bewilderment. This is the day of his life. He clearly just put on a killer show in which he and Play danced with their feet touching. And now he just met his idol. AND he was lucky enough to document it.
There we go. That's the answer.
I know what you're going to say. "Jordan seems to be wearing some sort of warm-up suit. It's probably pre- or post- game." Jesus Christ don't be so naive. If for some reason that needs further explanation, here goes: I knew a girl in college who grew up in the Chicago suburbs. Her name was Kate and she is not a liar. Kate told me that when she was a kid, she saw MJ in person at a school-sponsored event. He was wearing a WARM-UP SUIT. Needless to say, we have proof that Michael Jordan is in the habit of going about town in his warm-up suit.
Case closed.
So there's no doubt this is the greatest photograph ever taken. THAT MUCH WE KNOW. But how this has just surfaced is shocking. I can only imagine that it was kept under wraps by the CIA for the last 25 years under a file just called "Meeting of the Minds."
But who took this? Where did this come from? Was it just some random fan? Probably not. If so, he would likely be in the picture as well, smiling with his heroes. But if it was some random who had no desire to immortalized on film, who among this group requested the picture be taken? Who wanted this on their mantle? There were no computer desktops back then -- this obviously was taken to be a showpiece for one's home.
The only person who could take this picture and be content being left out is Bill Cosby. Or Quincy Jones. Yeah, it was probably Quincy. This is so Quincy.
But the real mystery is HOW this happened. How were these four mega-stars (and Play) in one location at once?
There are so many possibilities to dissect. So many permutations. I'll break it down:
At first glance, I think that Michael Jordan was at the premiere of Class Act (at which Will Smith and Jazz were also attending because of course they were). If that's the case, is it the type of situation where a stagehand goes up to Kid n' Play and says "Excuse me, but Michael Jordan is here to see you," at which point Kid spits out out his drink.
I bring up Kid's potential shock because it seems that he and MJ are the keys here. The handshake. The expressions. Kid seems somewhat bewildered that this could possibly be happening. Star-stuck, even. Almost like this is just some photo-op for MJ and his biggest fan for the NBA on NBC half-time show.
But then again, why would Will Smith be wearing all that Bulls gear? It's like he knew MJ was coming...
OR did he show up with MJ???? Are Will Smith and Michael Jordan BFFs?
That doesn't seem likely. Okay. New scenario -- Perhaps Kid, Play, Will, and Jazz went to a Bulls game (this explains Will's paraphernalia), but Kid never thought he'd actually meet the man. Like MJ saw them courtside and told the United Center's usher to "Fetch me those hip hoppers." Upon hearing this, Kid likely spit out his soda. Which caused a player on the opposing team to slip. They were probably playing the Pistons so I have to assume Isaiah Thomas hit the floor.
BUT if Kid was such a big Michael Jordan fan (and he clearly is), wouldn't HE be the one wearing the Bulls gear? Definitely. So let's go back to the first scenario, but with a twist: MJ, Will, and Jazz attend a Kid n Play show. TOGETHER. This would explain the fact that Will's totally overcompensating with this outfit because duh, if you're hanging out with Michael Jordan, you do everything you can to make him like you. And more importantly, it would explain Kid's bewilderment. This is the day of his life. He clearly just put on a killer show in which he and Play danced with their feet touching. And now he just met his idol. AND he was lucky enough to document it.
There we go. That's the answer.
I know what you're going to say. "Jordan seems to be wearing some sort of warm-up suit. It's probably pre- or post- game." Jesus Christ don't be so naive. If for some reason that needs further explanation, here goes: I knew a girl in college who grew up in the Chicago suburbs. Her name was Kate and she is not a liar. Kate told me that when she was a kid, she saw MJ in person at a school-sponsored event. He was wearing a WARM-UP SUIT. Needless to say, we have proof that Michael Jordan is in the habit of going about town in his warm-up suit.
Case closed.
19 Things You Should Have Learned From "Comin To America"
Made at the height of Eddie Murphy's powers, "Coming to America" is not only hilarious, it's highly educational.
1. Zamundian Princes Have Royal Wipers
2. Royal Penises Get Dirty and Are Washed by Gorgeous Women
3. If Asked, All Zamundian Women Will Actually Bark
4. Intellect and Loins Require Equal Amounts of Arousal
5. Royal Oats Must be Sowed in Order to be an Accomplished King
6. Wives Can be Found by Spinning a Globe
7. It's Perfectly Legal to Take on a Major Corporation by Opening a Competing Franchise with Nearly the Exact Same Logo, Name, and Products
8. That You've Got to Let Your Soul Glo
9. Female Arsenio Hall Will "Tear You Apart"
10. Dropping the Microphone After a Terrible Rendition of a Whitney Houston Song DOES Make a Difference
11. Rocky Marciano Whoop'd Joe Louis' Ass
12. BUT Joe Louis was 75 When They Fought
13. White Men Love Bringing Up Rocky Marciano
14. The Best Time to Re-apply Your Soul-Glo is in Your Car While Passing a Soul-Glo Billboard and Listening to the Soul-Glo Jingle on the Radio
15. Always Trust Arsenio Hall to Fix Up Your Apartment
16. After a Break-Up, The First Step is Getting out of Your Wet Clothes
17. Working the Fry Detail is a MAJOR Promotion
18. Being a Goat Herder Attracts the Right Women
19. Seriously, You've Got to Let Your Soul Glo
1. Zamundian Princes Have Royal Wipers
2. Royal Penises Get Dirty and Are Washed by Gorgeous Women
3. If Asked, All Zamundian Women Will Actually Bark
4. Intellect and Loins Require Equal Amounts of Arousal
5. Royal Oats Must be Sowed in Order to be an Accomplished King
6. Wives Can be Found by Spinning a Globe
7. It's Perfectly Legal to Take on a Major Corporation by Opening a Competing Franchise with Nearly the Exact Same Logo, Name, and Products
8. That You've Got to Let Your Soul Glo
9. Female Arsenio Hall Will "Tear You Apart"
10. Dropping the Microphone After a Terrible Rendition of a Whitney Houston Song DOES Make a Difference
11. Rocky Marciano Whoop'd Joe Louis' Ass
12. BUT Joe Louis was 75 When They Fought
13. White Men Love Bringing Up Rocky Marciano
14. The Best Time to Re-apply Your Soul-Glo is in Your Car While Passing a Soul-Glo Billboard and Listening to the Soul-Glo Jingle on the Radio
15. Always Trust Arsenio Hall to Fix Up Your Apartment
16. After a Break-Up, The First Step is Getting out of Your Wet Clothes
17. Working the Fry Detail is a MAJOR Promotion
18. Being a Goat Herder Attracts the Right Women
19. Seriously, You've Got to Let Your Soul Glo
Exclusive: Wiz Khalifa Tracks From "Rollin Papers" Album Dropping Mar. 29
Wiz Khalifa - Hopes And Dreams
Wiz Khalifa - Wake Up
Wiz Khalifa -The Race
Wiz Khalifa - Get Your Shit
Wiz Khalifa - On My Level (Feat. Too Short)
Wiz Khalifa - Rooftops Ft. Currensy
Criminal Case Of 'USA v. Steroid-Using Liar Barry Bonds' Begins
The prosecution has charged Bonds with four counts of perjury and one count of obstructing justice for allegedly lying to a grand jury about his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Bonds' lawyers stated in a press release yesterday they were confident they would receive a "quick and clear acquittal" for their "dishonest cheater of a client."
Jury selection took up most of the first day, with the two sides eventually settling on eight women and four men who, they mutually stated in a court document, would "do their best to consider the case of lying, steroid-using, baseball-ruining asshole Barry Bonds with fairness and impartiality."
"Your job is to determine if the defendant, the cheating liar known as Mr. Barry Bonds, did in fact commit perjury when he lied under oath in 2003," Judge Susan Illston said as she swore in the jury. "Ignore the painfully obvious fact of his steroid use unless it becomes germane to these proceedings—unless, for example, said obvious steroid use is something this liar lied about while committing his alleged steroid-related perjury."
Opening statements then followed, with the prosecution contending Bonds perjured himself by responding "no" when asked if he had ever taken anabolic steroids, testosterone, or human growth hormone.
"We intend to show you exactly how the statements about steroid use made by Mr. Bonds—whose defining characteristics, as we have established, are using steroids and lying—were in fact lies," said prosecutor Matt Parella, who carefully and methodically laid out his case for jurors. "By the end of this trial, we believe no reasonable doubt will remain concerning this lying steroid user's steroid-related lying, if indeed any such doubt exists."
Defense lawyer Allen Ruby's opening statements concerning his client did not downplay either Bonds' steroid use or his lying, as many had expected, but took a more personal approach.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, the defendant, Mr. Barry Bonds, the man who lied and cheated his way into the record books, the man who in fact used steroids to cheat and then lied about it—I am here to tell you that you must find him innocent of lying to the court," said Ruby, who was relaxed and cordial during his opening statements. "This will take several weeks, because my client is in fact such a huge liar that it will not be easy to weed through all the lying he's done."
"The truth of the matter is this," Ruby added. "When it comes to USA v. Steroid-Using Liar Barry Bonds, the government just doesn't have any hard, admissible evidence that he took steroids and lied."
Bonds, dressed Monday in a somber black suit and gray tie, sat impassively and silently while watching the proceedings with his defense team, who told reporters their strategy was for their client not to testify so that he would not have a chance to re-perjure himself during the proceedings.
"Ultimately, however, the prosecution will most likely call him to the stand," defense attorney Christina Arguedas said. "Mr. Bonds will then either plead his Fifth Amendment rights or, as we believe is more likely, lie extensively and to the best of his ability, which may hurt our perjury case."
Arguedas added that, while it would certainly be characteristic of the man, she did not believe Bonds would have the opportunity to take steroids during the trial.
"In the coming weeks, we're going to see a lot of people who have known Bonds—not just as a baseball player or a liar and cheater, but as a terrible human being—testify about his lying, his cheating, and his character," said criminal analyst Beth Reiser, explaining that Bonds' history of cheating would play just as big a part in his perjury trial as his lying. "Former players, trainers, lovers, employees, employers, neighbors, acquaintances, people who saw him play, people who met him for a few minutes at a signing… All of these people will come forward and talk about what a liar he is. Really, this trial should be pretty simple."
"Still, you never know," Reiser added. "Look what happened in The People of the State of California v. Psycho Wife-Beheader Orenthal James Simpson
2011 NCAA Tournament Highlights So Far.....
- John Calipari sets a personal best by committing almost no recruiting violations in the first half against West Virginia
- Notre Dame loses in the second round to FSU, prompting Ben Hansbrough to contort his face into a mix of anguish, torment, disgust, and utter dejection all at once
- Talor Battle sinks an off-balance three-pointer with less than 0.00 seconds left, so the basket does not count and Penn State loses
- Richmond made this amazing play while you were watching the other game
- Pittsburgh and Butler get a little too caught up in their side bet of which team can foul the other last
- After Gonzaga's second-round loss, Adam Morrison is seen sobbing alone behind the Bulldogs bench
- BYU players celebrate reaching the Sweet 16 by staying up all night at the hotel playing board games, swimming in the pool, and daring each other to drink coffee
- Kenny Smith uses the word "immoral" to describe coaching violations, even though a man who drove drunk to get a blow job is sitting right next to him
Realistic Announcer Shouting How Kevin Durant Making His Last 4 Shots Has No Bearing On Whether He Will Make Next Shot
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Ray.....G.....Mix.....Bitch.....
Chris Brown ft Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne - Look At Me Now (Dj Ray G-MiXXX)
Oh Yea....Feel Free To Dowload That One Too.....Thank Me Later
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
CyHi Da Prynce Special Post......Jus For Chad.......
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Gucci Mane Covers April Issue Of The Source Magazine
Mr. Ice Cream Face himself covers the Green issue of The Source Magazine for April. B.Dot from Rap Radar talks with Gucci about being preceived as an unintelligent entertainer, even though he landed on the Forbes list while locked up.
Says Gucci Mane, “The critics and bloggers ridicule and scrutinize [but] it fuels my fire. I can’t say I want to enjoy all the spoils of the game without being criticized. I actually welcome it as a part of success. I don’t want everybody to like me. So many people feel like I don’t deserve the things I got. I know I worked so hard for ‘em, so [criticism] makes me work even harder.”
I guess.
Props to YHTN.COM
Monday, March 14, 2011
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