Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies

CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. "We haven't just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we've literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on," a statement from President Barack Obama read in part, adding that Jobs will be remembered both for the life-changing products he created and for the fact that he was able to sit down, think clearly, and execute his ideas—attributes he shared with no other U.S. citizen. "This is a dark time for our country, because the reality is none of the 300 million or so Americans who remain can actually get anything done or make things happen. Those days are over." Obama added that if anyone could fill the void left by Jobs it would probably be himself, but said that at this point he honestly doesn’t have the slightest notion what he’s doing anymore.

T.I. ft. Big K.R.I.T. - I'm Flexin'


Big Sean ft Nikki Minaj - Dance (A$$) Remix








Common - Blue Sky


Travis Porter ft. Jeremih – Freaky Girl







Trey Songz – Top Of The World


Rick Ross – I Love My B!tches








Rick Ross ft. Nicki Minaj – You The Boss


Willow ft. Nicki Minaj – Fireball








J. Cole’s “Cole World: The Sideline Story” First Week Sales Are In



J. Cole’s debut album, “Cole World: The Sideline Story,” opens at number 1 with 217,825 records sold in its’ first week of sales. This tops Wiz Khalifa’s first week sales of 197k despite him having a number one single with, “Black & Yellow.” Did anyone of you expect this much success in the first week? What does this mean for Hip Hop?

“J Cole’s success is testament to amazing artist development and Cole’s hard work,” stated Shawn “JAY Z “Carter. “I want to congratulate him on a #1 album and more importantly a great body of work.”

“J Cole personifies humility and grace with edge and depth. As an MC, his point of view speaks to and represents me. I’m proud and blessed to be a part of his journey!” added Mark Pitts, President of Urban Music, Sony / JIVE Records and CEO, Bystorm Entertainment.